Emergency exit · decorative only

You may leave at any time*

*Button availability subject to the button's mood. Press the big friendly LEAVE plate below and we'll let you go. Honestly. Probably. Try it.

0Times it dodged you

CALMIts current mood

Go on. Click "LEAVE". I dare you.

Pro tip: on a touchscreen it dodges your taps too. There is no winning. That is the bit.

I really, truly want to leave (the honest exit)

Fine. You win. The real escape hatch is the browser's back button, the close tab button, or simply touching grass. We were never going to redirect you anywhere — this whole site is a harmless gag. Thanks for playing.

Take me home instead