The Manifesto
We didn't set out to build the internet's most pointless destination. But we did set out to build something, got distracted, and this is what survived. Here is what we stand for, approximately, in glowing tubes.
The User Shall Wait
Every countdown is sacred and every countdown lies. We promise a destination and deliver another countdown. This is not a bug. This is craftsmanship.
No Fucks Are In Stock
We audited the warehouse. There were zero (0) fucks. We have notified our supplier, fuck.discount, who confirmed they are also fresh out at a steep zero-percent markdown.
The Exit Is Decorative
We provide a LEAVE button as a courtesy and a cardio program. It will dodge, weave, and taunt. The real exit is, and has always been, your back button. We respect it deeply.
Loading Is A Lifestyle
Completion is a capitalist myth. Our progress bars reach 99% and then, like all of us, quietly reconsider their choices and slide back down.
Absolutely Harmless
No redirects fire. No data is harvested. No viruses, prizes, or surprises lurk here. The only thing we steal is roughly four minutes of your afternoon, and we feel a little bad about it.
Maximum Send, Zero Stakes
We go full throttle on the gag and full stop on the harm. Big colors, big fonts, big nonsense — and a hard wall against anything mean-spirited. It's a prank, not a problem.
FAQ
Is this a virus?
No. It's HTML, CSS, and a sprinkle of vanilla JavaScript that does literally nothing to your computer except move a button around.
Will it actually redirect me somewhere?
Never. The countdown is a loop. The 'destination' is fictional. You're staying right here until you close the tab.
Why does the LEAVE button keep running away?
Because it has trust issues and excellent reflexes. Also because that's the joke. Use the browser back button to escape cleanly.
Who made this?
GetFucked Industries, a wholly fictional company with no products, no revenue, and an unreasonably large branding budget.
Can I send this to a friend?
We legally insist. That's the entire business model.
Ready to waste more time?
There's a whole strip of nonsense in the footer. Or revisit the classics: